I tire of the Kardashians
The wanna-bes and might-have-beens
The housewives of the suburbs wealthy
Are caricatures of the less than healthy
Today the news broke with a sigh
That Justin Bieber ‘s camera shy
He decked a photographer while in LA
Then promptly left to tour Norway
Let’s not address the hostile drone
That Gaga’s a Madonna clone
Tom Cruise has a four octave range
He may be cute, but he’s also strange
I swear to you this all made the news
My ears just ache, my brain feels bruised
If this represents what we want to know
I think a desert island’s the way to go.