If my thinking is incorrect I offer an apology
I am told the study of bugs is known as entomology
So if that’s true I’m wondering where all those experts are
For the marmorated stink bug has returned from fields afar
They’re clinging to the screened porch and the doors that lead outside
The windows are no safer, for into their seams they hide
They’re propagating with ferocity, their will to live intense
The bugzooka has been broken with its suction rife with dents
I’m thoroughly disgusted, by their armor and their shell
By their asserted squatters’ rights which are making my life hell
Please understand it’s viral, like an insect form of MRSA
These bugs are killing my morale instead of vice versa
Waiting for the Karma Truck 