discretion, humor, life lessons

Who Steals The Lorax??

Someone stole the Lorax!  I can’t believe it’s true

Don’t people around here have better things to do?

A Lorax bronzed and proud perched among Dr. Seuss’ flowers

We’re all pretty pissed here, we’re all pretty dour

I need to repeat this – some people forget

If it belongs to another, it’s not yours to get

Leave our garden alone!  Bring our Lorax back home!

Go hug a tree, save the whales, write a tome

Your fifteen minutes is up, you looked really dumb

And since this is G-rated, I flip you my thumb.