Someone stole the Lorax! I can’t believe it’s true
Don’t people around here have better things to do?
A Lorax bronzed and proud perched among Dr. Seuss’ flowers
We’re all pretty pissed here, we’re all pretty dour
I need to repeat this – some people forget
If it belongs to another, it’s not yours to get
Leave our garden alone! Bring our Lorax back home!
Go hug a tree, save the whales, write a tome
Your fifteen minutes is up, you looked really dumb
And since this is G-rated, I flip you my thumb.
Waiting for the Karma Truck 